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SMarteenies – Johnny and the Bomb – 22 Jan 2006

At least today we have more than one recording. The first starts with the end of Big Cook Little Cook.

There’s a trailer for Doodle Do. Then CBeebies presenter Pui gives a short presentation on the basics of Set Theory, as she has one set of round, red fruit, and one set of long, green vegetables.

Then, an episode of SMarteenies. Jay draws a cow and a zebra.

They’ve let Lizi do more than just thumb painting today. She’s been helping the children draw their shadows.

Kirsten is in her Pattern Palace.

Mark makes a picture of a penguin with sugar.

And a big floor picture as well.

Media Centre Description: Exciting ideas to help viewers experiment with art and crafts. With Mark Speight, Kirsten O’Brien, Jay Burridge, Bizi Lizi and Doogy the dog.

BBC Genome: CBeebies – Sunday 22nd January 2006 – 12:40

There’s a trailer for The Roly Mo Show, Pui shows off some wintry pictures, and then there’s the start of an episode of Postman Pat – Postman Pat and the Playful Pets.

The next recording is effectively a repeat of the last one, but with signing for the deaf.

BBC Genome: CBeebies – Sunday 22nd January 2006 – 15:40

The final recording today starts with the end of Songs of Praise. There’s a trailer for The Virgin Queen and for Big Cook, Little Cook.

Then, it’s the second episode of Johnny and the BombThe Butterfly Effect. Johnny is in the shopping centre, wondering what they’ve done in the past that has changed so much, including that his grandfather never married, and had no children or grandchildren. He sees a woman who looks just like his mum, but who doesn’t know him. (I didn’t understand this bit – it doesn’t seem to follow the time travel rules that seem to be in play here).

He runs up the stairs and meets the mysterious man in the big car who’s been looking for him. “Read the paper, Johnny, it’s all in the paper” he says, as Johnny runs off to have a musical montage, running past people who have frozen in time.

Johnny rejoins Kirsty and Yo-Less. His newspaper which he got from Mrs Tachyon now says that nineteen people died when Blackbury was bombed, when before, nobody died.

The mysterious man joins them. He’s being very cryptic, even though he appears to know everything that’s happened. I suppose if he just told them exactly what to do, that would make for a dull show. He asks if they’re heard of The Butterfly effect. Kirsty has. “Is that when you step on a butterfly, and thousands of years later it turns out you’ve started World War III?” He tells Johnny that something changed as a result of them going back, and because of that, the air raid siren didn’t go off, and the people in the street died. He tells him to go back and fix it. And advises them to get less conspicuous clothes.

 

The only place they can find ‘old clothes’ is the costumes for the dress rehearsal of The Sound of Music at the local community centre. Kirsty is mortified at having to wear a dress.

Meanwhile, back in the past, Wobbler is helping Councillor Seeley and his wife with the gardening. She’s played by Felicity Montagu. They’re quite taken by him.

Johnny goes to see Rose, his grandmother, and tries to warn her about the air raid.

The police and Captain Harris are still questioning BigMac. His mobile phone is particularly interesting. All it says is “Searching for Network”. BigMac takes a picture and shows it to them. “If I had a signal, I could send that to someone.” “Really, would that be someone on the network?” “Yeah, I suppose.” “But first you’d need a signal?” “A signal for his network of Nazi spies.”

Kirsty and Yo-Less are eavesdropping on the interrogation when they’re spotted by a policeman, one that they met during the last trip, and Kirsty threw down with her Judo skills. He recognises Yo-Less. “Where’s the other lad, the one that assaulted me?” Kirsty squares up to him. “No, I don’t believe it. You’re a girl.” Once again, Kirsty throws him to the floor and they run.

Wobbler is enjoying a meal with the Seeleys. Clearly, being councillor means he doesn’t have to worry about rationing.

Johnny has been invited in by Rose, and Tom Maxwell – his Grandad to be – is there, getting ready for his shift as lookout on the hill, as part of the Home Guard. Johnny asks what would happen if the phones were dead because of a storm. “Doctor Harris would drive to the station in his MG.” But we know his MG was damaged by BigMac when he accidentally drove it down the hill. And if that doesn’t work, Tom would use the police bicycle to ride to the station. They’ve thought of everything.

BigMac uses a tea break as an opportunity to try to escape. Harris shoots at him but misses, and hits the control for the air raid siren, breaking it. And BigMac steals the police bicycle to ride away.

Johnny spots BigMac cycling past the chapel and stops him. He dumps the bike and runs inside. He’s upset and just wants to go home. But they still need to find Wobbler. Yo-Less suggests the use the time bags to jump to when they first arrived. BigMac is still whining about his ordeal. She says “You’ve got to pull yourself together from it. OK?” “I’ve been shot at.” “Yeah. Yeah.” “By a soldier” “I know. But in a minute you won’t have been, because we’re going to go back to before any of it happened and all the bad men will have gone away. OK? So stop wazzing about and get your hands on that trolley.” I’m really starting to warm to Kirsty. It must be really hard being the smartest person there. “Honestly, it’s like herding cats.”

But instead of going back to where they first landed, they land in the water feature of the future shopping centre.

Back in 1941, Wobbler is helping Mrs Seeley with tea. She asks him if he has mince very often. He doesn’t know what mince is (slightly strange) but tells her about burgers. Which she’s never heard of. She tells Wobbler that if he ever needs somewhere to stay, they have a spare room. “And you can show me how to make those burgers.”

Back in the future, the mysterious man gives burgers to the soaking children. “Walter’s Wobblers. The biggest and the Best.” They realise who the man is – it’s Wobbler, now over 50 years older.

Walter tells Johnny that he was adopted by the Seeleys, and his invention of burgers (?) made him a billionaire. He tells Johnny he has to go back and fix things. And he says that he wouldn’t mind if they brought their Wobbler back. He could have another life. “I’ll invent something else. Something bigger.”

Johnny goes to his Grandad’s house looking for something. But Grandad comes home and catches him.

Recorded from BBC ONE on Sunday 22 January 2006 17:33

BBC Genome: BBC One London – Sunday 22nd January 2006 – 17:35

After this, there’s trailers for CBBC Drama, and for The Virgin Queen. Then the recording ends after the start of Last of the Summer Wine – The Second Husband and the Showgirls.

UFO – 21 Jan 2006

This is a quick bonus entry for today, because it’s a recording of UFOClose Up but that’s an episode I already looked at, and since it’s an edited recording, there’s no extras. But let’s just repeat what I said in the previous article with screenshots of this recording, just so I don’t feel like I’m shortchanging you.

Shado are tracking a satellite from Skydiver and from land. I’m assuming this is a miniature, but it’s so good I couldn’t be sure.

The satellite is a test for another project – a spy satellite to track UFOs back to their own planet. This technology moves fast – their project is approved, and they have a NASA launch slot in four weeks. I bet the JPL wishes they could get a satellite designed, built and launched in such a short time.

Although I’m unsure why they need NASA to launch a satellite, since they travel to and from the moon practically daily.

I love how proud Straker is of his satellite.

The way this is done is most odd. They launch the satellite, via NASA, then fly up to moonbase to meet the satellite and attach an additional piece of equipment. I have no idea why this might be necessary.

This episode is a bit like a day in the life of Shado. Straker is the kind of boss who’ll happily get a cup of coffee for one of his staff.

He even tries to give a handy pep talk, but it all goes a teeny bit 1970s.

But there’s a slight problem with the probe. Although it’s sending back pictures from the UFOs’ home planet, it’s not sending back information about distance and magnification. Straker doesn’t think this is a big deal, but the scientist in charge demonstrates how not knowing the scale of something can be a problem – by pointing a close-up camera at Lt Ellis’ crotch. I’m not joking. Note from this broadcast: This is missing a close-up of the screen that was in the Bravo recording. I wonder why?

Oh UFO, you try so hard, have plenty of women in positions of authority, but you’re still not averse to a bit of up-skirt photography.

Media Centre Description: Sci-fi adventure series about a secret organisation set up to combat alien invaders. A deep-space telescope gives SHADO staff a headache.

Recorded from ITV4 on Saturday 21 January 2006 18:58

Blue Peter – 20 Jan 2006

Another single recording today, with an edited edition of Blue Peter, and another recording that cuts off the start.

Zoe is still training with the RNLI, and we’re reminded that Blue Peter has been sponsoring lifeboats for a very long time. Here’s Valerie Singleton launching the very first Blue Peter 1.

Zoe takes part in a simulated rescue, where she has to treat someone affected by a gas explosion.

Liz goes back to the 1940s, visiting the house of Glen and Melanie Sanderson, whose whole house is as it might have been in wartime.

She has a makeover.

For a snack, she tries a Nasturtium Leaf sandwich. With margarine, obviously.

Back in the studio, they’re still promoting their theme tune orchestra competition.

In the Blue Peter garden, Konnie joins gardener Chris to make some bird cake. I remember being surprised at how small the Blue Peter Garden was when I saw it, when I worked at the BBC. TV can make very small areas look large – the same is true of a lot of the smaller studios.

There’s music, from Christopher Orton, playing Premonitions of Spring, on two recorders.

Recorded from BBC ONE on Friday 20 January 2006 16:58

BBC Genome: BBC One London – Friday 20th January 2006 – 17:00

Once again, an edited recording, so nothing round the edges. I can only apologise.

Charlie and Lola – 19 Jan 2006

Today, the only recording is an edited recording of Charlie and LolaBut That Is My Book.

Lola wants to go to the library to take out her favourite book, Beetles, Bugs and Butterflies.

She’s having trouble finding it on the shelves.

Her book is missing.

Charlie tries to find another book she’ll like. Maybe one about Romans? “Too many big words, Charlie.”

An encyclopaedia isn’t quite what she wants.

Maybe a pop up book?

She gets very upset when she sees someone else taking out her favourite book.

But finally she finds another favourite book, about Cheetahs and Chimpanzees.

Media Centre Description: Children’s animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that effect their everyday lives. Lola can’t find her favourite book at the library.

BBC Genome: BBC Two England – Thursday 19th January 2006 – 10:15

Charlie and Lola – Blue Peter – 18 Jan 2006

The first recording today is another Charlie and LolaThere’s Only One Sun, And That Is Me. Lola wants to be picked as The Sun in the school play.

But she isn’t. “I’m not the sun. I’m not the sun.”

She has a plan. She makes her own Sun costume, so that her teacher will realise she made a mistake.

But Lola has been given the part of a leaf. A brown leaf. She thinks it’s boring so Charlie tries to show her that leaves aren’t boring.

They make umbrellas for insects

In the end, Lola’s leaf costume is the best.

Media Centre Description: Children’s animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that effect their everyday lives. It’s the school play and Lola is determined to be The Sun – what part will she get?

BBC Genome: BBC Two England – Wednesday 18th January 2006 – 10:15

The next recording is Blue Peter, and once again, I’m missing the start of the episode. Which is strange given that the Media Centre timing definitely says there was two minutes padding before the programme was supposed to start. I do vaguely remember moving to adding five minutes padding at the start because I’d frequently miss the start of programmes. I wonder when that’s going to happen. Or if I imagined it.

Anyway, they’re all walking round the studio as a fitness challenge, to see how many steps they can do during the episode.

Zoe does some training with the RNLI.

Konnie is doing some climbing, along with a group of army cadets, who are going to climb a mountain in Nepal.

The children in the studio are all pupils of the World’s Strongest Teacher.

Matt and Konnie make some Pizza.

There’s another reminder of the Music competition, to have a chance to help record a new version of the Blue Peter theme. They’ve arranged the A-Z of musical instruments.

Media Centre Description: Zoe Salmon’s rescue skills are put to the test when she joins the RNLI for some very wet training exercises, and army cadets face a revolving climbing wall live in the studio.

BBC Genome: BBC One London – Wednesday 18th January 2006 – 17:00

Charlie and Lola – 17 Jan 2006

Today only has one recording, an edited recording of Charlie and LolaYou Won’t Like this Present as Much as I do.

It’s Lotta’s birthday tomorrow, and Lola has been given some money to buy her a present. Her first idea is a pony.

Or a musical skipping rope.

Or crayons that draw by themselves.

Or some wings.

But Charlie tells her she probably should try to get a present that actually exists. So they visit the toy shop.

Unfortunately, Lola is distracted by a doctor’s kit, which is something she’s always wanted herself. She wants to buy it for herself, but then she’d only have a little money left for Lotta’s present.

In the end she buys it for Lotta. It’s almost time to go to Lotta’s party. Lola talks to her imaginary friend Soren Lorenson, and can’t resist unwrapping the kit and showing him all the things in it.

Charlie gets her to pack up the present again, re-wrap it, so they can go to Lotta’s party. Lola almost can’t bear to give it to Lotta.

But Lotta loves the kit as much as Lola, so they spend their time looking after Charlie.

BBC Genome: BBC Two England – Tuesday 17th January 2006 – 10:15

No extras, I’m afraid, as all these episodes tend to be edited.

Charlie and Lola – Blue Peter – Life on Mars – 16 Jan 2006

The first recording today is Charlie and LolaBut I Am An Alligator.

Lola has an alligator costume which she loves, and wants to wear all of the time.

She knows lots of alligator facts. “Sometimes they grow as large as our table.”

She wears it going shopping.

It’s not very good for skipping.

Lola has to give a talk at school all about her, and she wants to do it in the alligator costume. Charlie doesn’t think she should, that it will be embarrassing, and tries to persuade her not to. But come the day of the speech, there she is. But her speech is all about her, and how she likes dressing up. “At the moment I like dressing up as an alligator.”

“I used to like dressing up as a Spanish Lady”

Her posh lady is hilarious. “Law-dee-daw”

She can be a circus performer.

Then she does a series of quick changes. Now she’s a doctor.

Or a Ladybird.

“Sometimes, I can be a mushroom.”

“Or a caterpillar.”

“Who turns into a Butterfly.”

Her speech gets a round of applause.

And next morning, she’s changed again.

This really is a superb programme. If you weren’t a kid or didn’t have kids in the 2000s you really missed out.

Media Centre Description: Children’s animation. Join Lola and Charlie, a brother and sister, as they deal with topics that affect their everyday lives. Dressing up is one of Lola’s absolutely favourite things to do and now she’s got this fabulous new alligator costume, she’s not ever going take it off…not ever!

BBC Genome: BBC Two England – Monday 16th January 2006 – 10:15

That was an edited recording. The next recording is Blue Peter and it looks like it started late, or the show started early. So we missed the excitement of seeing the totaliser finally hit 50,000.

When Lauren (Catherine Tate) arrives with her phone and coins, and hears they’ve already hit the target, she says “You ain’t having it then.”

She stays completely in character. When they sit down, after another Childline montage, and she does give her phone and coins in, Gethin pats her on the shoulder and says “Thanks, Lauren.” “Don’t touch me” she says.

There’s a performance of ‘Electricity’ from Billy Elliot.

Matt and Gethin go canoeing off the coast of Namibia, with a lot of Seals.

They go shark fishing, to tag them and measure them.

Then they return it to the sea.

Honestly, Catherine Tate’s Lauren is very, very funny in this. I presume, because the show is live, much of this was improvised.

Recorded from BBC ONE on Monday 16 January 2006 16:58

BBC Genome: BBC One London – Monday 16th January 2006 – 17:00

This was another edited recording.

The final recording today starts with the end of On The Fiddle? – one of those vile documentaries ‘exposing benefit cheats’.

There’s a look at what’s on now on all the BBC channels.

There’s a trailer for the FA Cup Third Round Replay, and a rather steamy looking trailer for Hotel Babylon.

Then, it’s Life on Mars, and I’m perplexed that I don’t seem to have a recording of the first episode from its original broadcast. What on earth was I doing? I suspect I’ll have a repeat recording later on, but for now, we’re starting at episode two, so John Simm’s Sam Tyler has been run over in the present day, and woken up in 1973, in Manchester, and met his new boss, Gene Hunt, grappled with the deep existential questions of reality and existence, and, by the end of the episode, come to terms with being there for the time being, until he can find out what’s really happening.

He sleeps with the TV on, which is very bad for him. I wonder if it’s only TV nerds like me who notice immediately that that’s not the original Test Card girl, or if everyone who grew up in the 70s would have spotted it? He’s hearing voices which sound like they’re in a hospital room, which might just be dreams, or they might be his comatose mind from 2006 leaking through.

Cut to Tyler, Hunt and Skelton bursting out of a swimming baths in pursuit of a wrong-un, all in trunks. I love Skelton wearing arm bands.

As they catch the man and bundle him to the ground, Skelton is trying to keep him from kicking, pulls off one of his shoes, and yells in alarm “Ah! Get off him! He’s got a verruca!” I’d sort of forgotten how funny this show could be.

The bad guy is Kim Trent, a known villain, who’s suspected on being involved with several armed robberies. They don’t have much evidence, except for a common MO. Hunt pulls out a bundle of cash, telling Trent that it’s marked bookies’ cash they found, but he says he’s never seen it. Sam pulls Hunt out of the interview, worried that he’s inventing evidence. Hunt argues that they know it’s him, and they need to keep him off the streets so he can’t do the second job they know he must be going to do. So, thanks to Sam’s pressure, Trent is released.

Next day, there’s an alert that a jewellers is being held up. Gene and Sam get there as the robber are running, and one of them starts shooting at them , so they jump into a parked car.

But there’s a woman in the parked car, who’s shot, and who works at the police station. Her name is June. Hunt is furious, and blames Sam for letting Trent go, otherwise the raid wouldn’t have gone ahead.

Sam has nightmares of being visited by the testcard girl.

He visits June in hospital. Hunt comes in and punches him int he face. “Oh, that feels better.” Sam does the Matrix thing. They fight a bit more. That seems to break the ice between them.

Going back to the scene, they find a potential witness, Leonard, who saw one of the men in the gang without his mask on. But he’s too scared to identify him, especially when the identification is face to face.

Tyler still thinks they can get him to testify, and sends Annie Cartwright to look after him in his flat, but they lose contact, and Sam goes to find her while Gene coordinates the police response. Sam finds Annie and Leonard, but the crooks find them, and it looks like it might be all over.

But Gene rocks up just in time to punch Trent, and save them. Leonard now feels able to identify Trent, and the case is done.

Later, Sam visits June in the hospital, and hears more voices from the present. There’s also some flashes of a green wood, and someone running in a red dress, which are a recurring motif. It’s been so long since I last watched this, that I really can’t remember how these were resolved in the end. I hope I’ve got the whole series.

Media Centre Description: Drama series about Sam Tyler, a Manchester detective who suffers a near-fatal car crash and wakes up in what seems to be 1973.

BBC Genome: BBC One London – Monday 16th January 2006 – 21:00

After this, there’s a trailer for The Bigger Picture with Graham Norton, and one for Judge John Deed.

Then there’s the start of the BBC News, leading with changes to incapacity benefits. Bloody tories. Oh wait, it’s a Labour government. And programmes like the one that preceded Life on Mars don’t help in demonising people on benefits.

Johnny and the Bomb – O Brother, Where Art Thou? – 15 Jan 2006

It’s Sunday 15th, and we have two recordings, but one is a repeat.

The first starts with the end of Songs of Praise, and trailers for Friends and Crocodiles and The Story of Tracy Beaker.

Then, a new series starts, Johnny and the Bomb. The first episode is called Mrs Tachyon and the Bags of Time.

It opens in World War Two, in an English town where the street has recently been bombed. Two wardens see an old woman pushing a shopping trolley, and going into one of the houses, where there’s an unexploded bomb.

The old woman finds the hole where the bomb fell through the whole house. As she’s looking, a piece of brick falls and disturbs the bomb. It starts to tick. The two wardens get out, and the bomb explodes.

But then we cut to a modern scene, there’s a strange blue mist, and suddenly the old woman’s shopping trolley drops through the mist.

Some young boys come out of the cinema, having one of those arguments about who would win in a fight. “The Predator, The Alien, six Orcs, or that flying thing in Harry Potter?” There’s Johnny Maxwell, played by a very young George MacKay.

Wobbler, who thinks he’s desperately cool, played by Kyle Herbert.

Yo-Less is played by Lucien Laviscount. He doesn’t appreciate being given “Style Counsel” from Wobbler.

Finally there’s BigMac (Scott Kay). He’s a skinhead, complete with a swastika on the back of his hand (I’d hope that’s drawn on with a pen rather than a tattoo). He’s interested in cars.

As they’re leaving the cinema, they can hear someone moaning near some recycling bins. It’s the old woman who was looking at the bomb in the war. They call her Tacky Nora, so she’s obviously a well known local character. Her name is Mrs Tachyon, she’s played by Zoe Wanamaker, and she’s not dead. They call an ambulance for her. As she’s being wheeled in, she talks to Johnny. “Johnny Maxwell, the lad himself. Poison Ivy, Johnny boy, you can look but you’d better not touch.” She hands him a bundle of chips, wrapped in newspaper.

Her shopping trolley is there, filled with strange black bags, which feel rubbery, rather than plastic. Johnny is worried that these might be her only possessions, so he takes them home with him.

The newspaper which wrapped the chips that Mrs Tachyon gave Johnny appears to be from the second world war.

He shows it to his grandfather, Frank Finlay.

He remembers the night, then notices himself and Johnny’s grandmother in the picture. It was described as a lucky escape. “Not one person killed.”

He gives Johnny a pack of playing cards, where the backs are the shapes of different aircraft, so that he can tell the difference between friendly and enemy aircraft when he was a spotter in the Home Guard.

He goes to Judo, and practices with his friend Kirsty, played by Jasmine Franks. She’d later go on to appear in Hollyoaks.

They visit Mrs Tachyon in hospital. She’s looking better. She asks Johnny of he’s got her trolley, and talks about bags of time. “And remember, where your mind goes, the rest of you’s bound to follow.”

Back home, Johnny talks to grandad about a picture of his grandmother, who died when he was a baby, so he never knew her. He asks who the lady was she was talking to and he says it was “Some old biddy – Tacky Nora”. In a picture taken in 1941.

Johnny and Kirsty talk about it in the garage where he’s keeping the trolley and the bags. Kirsty doesn’t believe Johnny when he talks about time travel, but she punches one of the bags, and Johnny, who is holding on to the trolley, disappears.

He reappears, standing in wet cement as someone is doing some building. “Get off there, you young hooligan. That’s still wet.” Johnny gives the bags a thump and vanishes again, reappearing back in the garage where he’d started. And now there are his footprints in the old cement.

The five friends go out to a hill overlooking town. Johnny wants them all to travel, and they vanish from the present,

There’s a fade, a change in the colour grade, and the town looks a lot smaller when the trolley appears, followed quickly by the five of them.

A spitfire flies overhead. Johnny thinks it was because he was thinking about the old planes on the backs of the playing cards from Grandad.

“You know when people say ‘I remember when this was all fields’? Well, I think I remember when this was all buildings.”

They go into town, and one of the first people they see looks very much like Johnny’s grandmother from the picture.

Johnny asks in the shop about her. The woman notices Yo-Less and there’s some traditional casual racism.

Wobbler has gone home, but is confused that his road, Sealey Crescent, is called Twyford Crescent. He asks a man doing gardening. “Look son, I’m councillor Sealey. If they had a Crescent named after me, I think I’d know about it, don’t you?”

Outside the shop, a young man arrives in a fancy car – which, by amazing coincidence, is featured in the car magazine BigMac is reading.

While the man is in the shop, BigMac gets in the car to look at it, and the handbrake just releases, leaving him driving down the hill. Naturally, this causes a kerfuffle. Johnny, Yo-Less and Kirsty almost get arrested as well as BigMac, but they run, and use the bags to get away.

The man whose car BigMac ‘stole’ is the local doctor, Dr Harris, and also the captain of the Home Guard, played by William Beck.

It’s not looking good for BigMac – all the evidence is against him. “Look, he’s a spy.” (To be fair, the idiot was asking for that one).

His penkife also look incriminating. “It’s only a Swiss Army Knife.” “And are you in the Swiss Army?” “No, he’s in the German Army. Look, sir. ‘Vorsprung Durch Technik’ If that’s not German I’m a Dutchman”

Johnny pops into his house to check on Grandad. He’s asleep. Johnny heads upstairs, to find his bedroom is now full of junk. He hears a knock on the door. Grandad answers it, and it’s a man looking for Johnny. He says there’s no Johnny there. “I’m looking for your grandson, Johnny, Johnny Maxwell” “I’ve got no grandson. I’ve got no children.” “I’m sorry. There must be a mistake.” “You’ve made it. I’m on my own. I always have been. The only woman I’ve ever loved was killed in the war more than 60 years ago. And if you don’t mind, I’ve got to close the door.”

Johnny rejoins Kirsty and Yo-Less. He tells them everything’s changed. He wants to go back to see Mrs Tachyon, but before they get far, a large car blocks their path, and the man who spoke to Grandad gets out. “Johnny Maxwell, I want a word with you.”

They run, and manage to keep ahead of the car, although because they’re running down narrow alleyways, the car can’t really get ahead of them without running them over.

They get to the end of an alley blocked by a bollard, and are able to get away. The driver apologizes to his passenger. “I’m sorry, sir, they appear to have got away.” The man in the back replies “Don’t worry, we’ll find them. Believe me, Johnny Maxwell has nowhere to go.” Whoever he is, he’s played by Keith Barron.

This was an excellent first episode. The story is fun, and there’s plenty of dialogue that explains the dangers of time travel for viewers who might not be steeped in the genre. The performances are… OK. George MacKay is very good, some of the other kids are a little stiffer, and some of their dialogue had a whiff of “How do you do, fellow kids”. But casting Frank Finlay and Keith Barron adds some acting class to proceedings. And Time Travel stories are my catnip. I love them when they’re done well, and this one is doing all the right things so far.

Although the show doesn’t appear to be available on the regular streaming services, all three are on YouTube, and it’s great fun. Here’s the first episode.

Media Centre Description: Children’s drama series based on the book by Terry Pratchett. When Johnny Maxwell and his friends, Kirsty, Wobbler, Yo-Less and Big Mac, come to the aid of the mad old Mrs Tachyon they don’t plan to get stuck with her trolley full of black bags, the ‘Bags of Time’ as she calls them, but fate has other ideas. The bags propel Johnny and his gang back into World War II for a breathless adventure in which they can’t help tampering with time.

BBC Genome: BBC One London – Sunday 15th January 2006 – 17:35

After this, there’s a trailer for New Drama on CBBC, and for The Virgin Queen. Then there’s the start of Last of the Summer Wine – The Man Who Invented Funny Yorkshire Stuff.

There’s one other recording from today, but it’s an edited recording of O Brother, Where Art Thou?, which I watched on one of my DVDs a while back.

Recorded from More4 on Sunday 15 January 2006 22:08

Blue Peter – 13 Jan 2006

Today there’s only one recording, an episode of Blue Peter. Jake Humphrey helps with the totaliser, but it hasn’t hit the 50,000 target. Jake looks disappointed.

Gethin has been looking at how to survive on Namibia’s Skeleton Coast.

He tells a horrible story of a tourist who got lost in the desert and nearly died.

There’s a look back at Socks the Kitten’s first week. Obligatory TVC exterior shot.

Liz talks to a young Muslim boy, Abdu, who went on a hajj pilgrimage to Mecca with his father.

Media Centre Description: Gethin Jones tries to survive in one of the most inhospitable and haunting places on earth, Namibia’s Skeleton Coast. Liz Barker spends the day with a Blue Peter viewer who attends boarding school to find out what it’s like to live away from home.

BBC Genome: BBC One London – Friday 13th January 2006 – 17:00

There’s trailers for Sportsround Dick & Dom in da Bungalow and Top of the Pops Reloaded.

Then the start of Newsround which leads with the story of several hundred people injured or killed in a crush at the Hajj pilgrimage at Mecca (at a different time from young Abdu on Blue Peter).

 

Blue Peter – Lost – 11 Jan 2006

We skip a day, to Wednesday 11th, and today there’s three recordings.

First, another Blue Peter and Zoe is stroking the new kitten like she’s Blofeld.

These are the five names that were the final choice for an online poll. I’m disappointed that Havoc didn’t make it.

The final choice was Socks. A nice uncontroversial choice that is sure to please everyone and definitely not cause repercussions far in the future.

The next piece is great. There’s an interview with Doctor Who composer Murray Gold, who talks about writing music for the show, and how he was inspired to get into music by a Blue Peter piece featuring Mike Oldfield recording the new version of the Blue Peter theme tune, and playing all the instruments himself.

Then, they announce a competition to possibly be involved in helping record a new version of the Blue Peter theme tune, arranged by Murray Gold.

And sticking with the music theme, there’s a performance from the winners of X-FM’s Rock School Talent Search, the Flaming Monkeys.

Media Centre Description: The new Blue Peter kitten is officially named, and there’s the launch of the Music Makers competition. With Gethin Jones, Zoe Salmon and Matt Baker.

BBC Genome: BBC One London – Wednesday 11th January 2006 – 17:00

After this there’s a trailer for Sportsround, then a short segment of By Invitation Only in which Barney Harwood visits the Isle of Wight to look for dinosaur fossils. He finds some fossilized crocodile poo.

Then Newsround starts, leading with a report about failing schools.

The next recording starts with George Galloway and Pete Burns having a quiet talk

While Michael Barrymore looks bored. It’s the end of Celebrity Big Brother. I wonder what the logistical reason was for the show not to be produced in 16:9. Probably something to do with the type of fixed cameras they have all over the house, which probably weren’t available in widescreen at the time.

Then, we have LostExodus Part 2. On the beach, everyone is preparing to leave before “The Others” arrive. In the jungle, the team looking for dynamite start exploring the ship they found. It’s all a bit Goonies, but with less shouting.

Arzt, the science teacher who told the raft crew they needed to leave ASAP has accompanied them because the dynamite needs careful handling. He’s waiting outside for them to return, talking to Hurley. He complains about the stars of the show not paying any attention to bit-players like himself. “You know what? I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I’m not cool enough to be part of your merry little band of adventurers.” “What?” “I know a clique when I see it. I teach high school, pally! You know, you people think you’re the only ones on this island doing anything of value.” This is a bit meta.

When the others come out of the ship with a big box of dynamite, he tells them to be very careful. He gets them to stand back while he makes it safe, because dynamite sweats nitroglycerin when it’s warm, and nitroglycerin explodes when it’s handled roughly.

He wraps one of the sticks in a mud-soaked shirt. “All right. We’re not gonna take more of this stuff than we need, because nitroglycerine is extremely temperamental. So we just…” and he gestures with the stick, and blows himself up. I mean, I guessed this would be coming, but it’s harsh nevertheless.

We’re still getting flashbacks, from the day of the flight. We see Sayid getting an apology from the police for grabbing him after Shannon said he was acting suspiciously in the last episode.

We also see Jin and Sun, part of which we saw already, where Sun knocks a drink over Jin and he has to go and wash it off. We now see what happened to him. There’s another man in the bathroom, an American, but who talks to him in Korean, and warns him off trying to run away from his odious employee. “I know you’re planning to run away. But you’re going to take that watch to Mr. Paik’s friend in California. You do anything else… anything. You will lose her. You are not free. You never have been… and you never will be.”

Rousseau comes to the camp looking for Sayid, but she finds Claire and her child. Claire doesn’t want to let her hold the baby, and she notices scratches on Rousseau’s arm, and somehow has a memory of scratching Rousseau. A Charlie flashback interrupts the action (he’s a druggie, we know), and when we return, Charlie finds Sayid, but when they get back to Claire, she’s on the floor, and Rousseau is gone with the baby.

A flashback shows Michael and Walt waiting for the plane, and Michael calling his mother, as he’s unsure he’ll be able to look after Walt.

On the raft, it hits a log and the rudder comes off, so Sawyer has to jump in to rescue it.

Sayid and Charlie are running through the jungle, looking for Rousseau. They stop to rest at the plane where Boone died. Before they leave, Charlie looks some of the heroin that was in the plane with a very intense look.

Media Centre Description: Drama series following the survivors of a plane crash who are forced to live with each other on a remote island, a dangerous world with many new threats. The column of smoke continues to billow from deep in the jungle, and the survivors need to get to safety. Claire must deal with the fact that the Others are after her baby.

Recorded from Channel 4 on Wednesday 11 January 2006 21:58

The next recording is LostExodus Part 3 – thank goodness for double-bills.

Jack, Locke, Kate and Hurley are returning to the hatch with the dynamite when the unseen monster comes after them, dragging Locke to a hole and trying to pull him down. A stick of dynamite down the hole fends off the monster.

Charlie gets caught in a Rousseau trap, and Sayid has to cauterise the wound with gunpowder from a bullet.

Flashback Hurley’s extreme bad luck dogs him trying to get onto his flight.

On the raft, they try the radar, and pick up a blip.

Sayid and Charlie finally reach the source of the black smoke and there’s nobody there, just a beacon. Rousseau is there, with the baby. Charlie concludes Rousseau has gone mad, but she says she heard them whispering.

Michael lets off a flare to alert whatever they’ve picked up on the radar. They hear a motor, and a boat approaches. They’re saved. Except a) this is Lost and b) if you’re on a deserted island and you meet a random man with a thick beard, he’s never friendly. He and his cohorts say they want to take Walt, and there’s some fighting and jumping in water. The raft gets firebombed, and the scary blokes get away with Walt. And I was so looking forward to a happy ending.

At the hatch, Hurley spots the six cursed numbers on the edge of the door, and tries to stop Locke setting off his dynamite, but doesn’t manage to. They manage to blow the hatch open, revealing a very deep shaft. And that’s the end of this series.

Media Centre Description: Drama series following the survivors of a plane crash who are forced to live with each other on a remote island, a dangerous world with many new threats. The castaways who make it onto the raft are haunted by ‘the others’. The remaining survivors try to blast open the hatch. Rousseau has plans for Clare’s baby.

Recorded from Channel 4 on Wednesday 11 January 2006 23:05

After this, there’s the start of the first episode of My Name is Earl.

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