Here’s the sixth series of Red Dwarf. The crew have lost the Red Dwarf, which I contend is the beginning of a duff streak. In Psirens, Lister wakes up after 200 years of hypersleep.
The crew are tempted by telepathic brain sucking monsters. Which gives the show an excuse to have another Claire Grogan cameo as Kochanski.
Lister can’t resist one of the Psirens, and it’s not a pretty sight.
And when Kryten meets it, it looks like his creator, played by Jenny Agutter.
Also appearing in a brief cameo, Anita Dobson.
BBC Genome: BBC Two – 7th October 1993 – 21:00
The next episode is Legion. The crew of Starbug find an old military research centre.
The only inhabitant is Legion. He gives Rimmer a hard light body, meaning he can fell and touch things. Useful.
But he doesn’t want the crew to leave because he’s a gestalt entity created from all the crew’s minds.
BBC Genome: BBC Two – 14th October 1993 – 21:00
Next is Gunmen of the Apocalypse. The ship is pursued by rogue simulants, who don’t like humans. But the crew manage to defeat them. Nice model work here.
Kryten is onfected with a virus so the rest of the crew have to go into his consciousness using the augmented reality system, and it appears that Kryten must have been originally designed in Westworld.
They have to help Kryten defeat the four horsemen of the apocalypse and create a dove program to clear the virus.
BBC Genome: BBC Two – 21st October 1993 – 21:00
Before the next episode, there’s the end of Top Gear with Clarkson driving a Ferrari to the strains of Meat Loaf.
Then there’s a trailer for two programmes about Margaret Thatcher’s fall from power. And a trailer for Inside Victor Lewis Smith.
Next it’s Emohawk: Polymorph II. The crew need to negotiate with some Gelf for equipment to repair Starbug. But what the Gelf want is for Lister to marry the chief’s daughter.
When Lister skips out on the wedding night, the chief sends his Emohawk after them to feed on their emotions. It takes away the cat’s cool, leading to a return appearance from Duane Dibbley.
And to complete the set, it removes Rimmer’s bitterness and negativity, becoming Ace Rimmer again.
BBC Genome: BBC Two – 28th October 1993 – 21:00
Next it’s Rimmerworld. After trying to raid a simulant ship, Rimmer goes through a wormhole and lands on a planet, and because of time dilation, 600 years pass for him, but only a few days pass for the rest of the crew before they arrive at the planet.
In the intervening years, Rimmer plays with cloning. It’s not a pretty sight.
BBC Genome: BBC Two – 4th November 1993 – 21:00
The next episode here is Out of Time. The crew discover that Lister is a droid. Except his isn’t. The ship is travelling through unreality bubbles.
They acquire a time machine, and come across themselves from the future. Here’s Rimmer.
The series also ends on a cliffhanger. Which is nice.
BBC Genome: BBC Two – 11th November 1993 – 21:00
Here’s all the continuity that I’ve got for these episodes.
After this last episode, there’s a strange extra programme. I think it must be a dub from another tape, for some reason. I genuinely have no idea where it came from.
It’s a long infomercial for Acorn computers masquerading as a friendly guide to the world of home computers.
It’s presented by John Leslie, formerly of Blue Peter, formerly going out with Catherine Zeta Jones.
It’s staged as an elimination, deciding which computers are best at different tasks, but obviously, the Acorn computer comes top. John gives us the handy mnemonic you should use to remember what’s what when buying a home computer: TAME SPROGS.
Here’s what these all mean:
- T: Thirty Two Bit Risc – if your computer hasn’t got it, don’t buy it. Talk about stacking the deck. The ARM was about the only 32bit RISC system available at the time.
- A: Affordable
- M: Multimedia
- E: Education
- S: Software
- P: Personal Productivity
- R: Reliability
- O: Office Applications
- G: Games
- S: Service and Support
This must rank alongside SPLINK as the most useless mnemonic ever devised.
They dump Nintendo, Sega, Amiga and Atari pretty quickly because they didn’t have decent software for office applications. They have to put together a page with a picture and some text. “I’ll just have to pop off and get the film developed” says John, because this really was a time before digital photography.
I’m pleased to see that, for the Desktop Publishing challenge, they are using Impression on the Acorn machine. That’s a program I worked on when working for Computer Concepts, and I’m still very proud of it, and what it could do.
It’s their insistence that educational software is vitally important that really swings it for the Acorn. Because it was sold into so many schools there really was tons of educational software written specifically for the UK curriculum, so in this heavily weighted comparison, it beat the PC and Mac.
Here’s the whole thing, courtesy of the Centre for Computing History.
After this, recording switches to a special 3D edition of Top of the Pops. For a very short time, the BBC was pushing this strange 3D gimmick that never really worked. They gave away glasses on the Radio Times, and several programmes, including Tomorrow’s World and Children in Need, featured special 3D sections.
This episode features M People with Don’t Look Any Further, U2 and Stay (Far away So Close), Bjork, live from France with Big Time Sensuality.
Oh dear God, here’s Mr Blobby. That was this year’s Christmas Number One, you know. Here’s Jeremy Clarkson in the video.
And is that really Marcella Detroit?
Carol Vorderman is also added to the hall of infamy.
After that bilge, East 17 with It’s Alright sounds like a masterpiece. It isn’t, obviously, but in comparison…
There’s some random ‘3D’ for Snoop Doggy Dogg, the Bee Gees, and a re-release for the Village People.
Take That, performing Take That Babe, appear to be dressed as extras from an AmDram production of Fiddler on the Roof.
But all is forgiven, because still at number one (for the seventh week) is Meat Loaf and I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That). Which is genuinely one of my favourite songs, as I love the work of Jim Steinman. And that’s coincidentally, is the second appearance of Meat Loaf on this one tape. I hope he’s doing well.
This chart is from 28th November 1993, so I’m assuming that this episode has a BBC Genome of BBC One – 2nd December 1993 – 19:00
After this, there’s a trailer for the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party). There the tape ends.